R.I.P. Meow, Them Motherfuckers Did You Dirty, My Kitty
Peace out, Meow. No more Gravy covered Catnip for you.
Yeah, they said you died cause your fat kitty lungs could no long give you enough fat kitty bref, but we both know what killed you, Meow.
The Human Society pimped your ass way too hard, man, too fucking hard. You were on TV more last week than the fucking Kardashians, Meow.
Hugh Grant? Damn, Meow, you were rolling with the A-Listers?
But I could tell you was dragging, Meow, son!
I saw you lashing out at The Man, Meow!
but you didn’t want to disappoint, huh? Well you should have shat on them, Meow! Because they fucking shat on you!
Naw…it wasn’t obesity that killed the cat…it was the Game.
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